1 00:00:12,729 --> 00:00:17,470 Oh, Gabby, you ready for some big fun? Dad, I'm not going to help you test your 2 00:00:17,470 --> 00:00:19,190 old pens to see which ones don't work. 3 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,110 I'm talking about this big fun. 4 00:00:23,410 --> 00:00:24,189 It's a clock. 5 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,190 It's not a clock. 6 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:27,210 It's a photograph of a clock. 7 00:00:28,170 --> 00:00:30,170 I feel so stupid. 8 00:00:31,270 --> 00:00:36,230 This is image one in my new photographic series, Time Pieces. 9 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:40,430 It's an antique grandfather clock in my accountant's office. 10 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:43,480 Wow. That was just so many boring things coming at me at once. 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,320 This ought to wake you up. 12 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,780 It's an alarm clock. 13 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:55,200 I used forced perspective to draw your eye to the snooze button. 14 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,100 Is it too late to break out the pens? 15 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:04,420 You just don't know art when you see it. But I think I'm on to something, and 16 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:05,780 people are going to appreciate these. 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,700 I'm going to put them in an album and pass them around at the hospital. 18 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:11,880 Or you could not be ancient and put them up on Instagram. 19 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:14,860 Let me back up. 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,800 There's a thing called Instagram. 21 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,840 I know what Instagram is. 22 00:01:21,940 --> 00:01:25,240 It's one of those grams you get instantly. I don't know. Tell me what it 23 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,500 It's where people post pictures. 24 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,840 Check it. 25 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:33,280 Here's my feed. I took this selfie on my way to school this morning. 26 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,260 In front of the Eiffel Tower? 27 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,500 How'd you do that? 28 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:37,800 Photoshop. 29 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:41,540 You still go to Photoshop, and I'm old. 30 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,300 Dad, I can only catch you up one thing at a time. 31 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:51,660 Why do you mess around taking silly pictures of yourself? A camera gives you 32 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:53,660 opportunity to create something of value. 33 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:58,210 This selfie... Selfie's valuable. It got me 10 more followers. I'm up to 500. 34 00:01:58,590 --> 00:02:01,390 500 people are looking at your fake selfies? 35 00:02:01,970 --> 00:02:06,450 Imagine how many people will follow Clock Behind Pharmacist. 36 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:09,770 I'm imagining a zero. 37 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:11,810 You'll see. 38 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:16,250 I'm going to post my clock pictures and get all sorts of followers. 39 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,470 It's my time. 40 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:19,130 Literally. 41 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:23,810 I cannot find one pin in this house that works. 42 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:25,590 Charlie, when's the next pin day? 43 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:29,130 I got called into the principal's office today. 44 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:30,510 Can you believe that? 45 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,210 Well, it is a school day. 46 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:34,388 What'd you do? 47 00:02:34,390 --> 00:02:38,170 Nothing. I just wore this shirt, which apparently violates the dress code. 48 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:42,050 Since when does your school have a dress code? Since we got a new principal. 49 00:02:42,210 --> 00:02:44,870 We're not allowed to wear jewelry, and he called this a necklace. 50 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:46,150 I was like, what? 51 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:48,850 That's not a necklace. 52 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:50,589 collar chain. 53 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:51,590 That's what I told him. 54 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:55,550 Actually, I said it was a dangly thing attached to my neck flaps, but he knew 55 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,550 what I meant. 56 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:59,490 Sorry, buddy. At least you can wear it on the weekend. 57 00:02:59,770 --> 00:03:03,610 I should be able to wear it when I want. It's my shirt. It's my style. Without 58 00:03:03,610 --> 00:03:07,270 my style, all I've got is my way with the ladies. I'm lying. I've got nothing. 59 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,910 Oh, quit clutching your pearls. 60 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,330 It's just one shirt. 61 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:15,990 It's not just one shirt. You've gotten rid of everything. 62 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:18,210 Bandles, hats, capes. 63 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:20,710 Who? wearing a cape. 64 00:03:21,930 --> 00:03:25,630 This kid's super great. He's a seventh grader who thinks he's flying around the 65 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:26,630 lunchroom. 66 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:29,210 They're trying him out at regular school for a year. 67 00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:31,730 I've got to find a way to fight this. 68 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:35,270 No, no, no. You need to go to school and not make waves. 69 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:38,130 I'm with James. Make waves. Start a revolution. 70 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:39,410 Stick it to the man. 71 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:44,590 You really want to stick it to the man? Stay out of trouble, get straight A's, 72 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:45,670 and graduate with honors. 73 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,810 The man will be like, what? 74 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:16,060 Get why they decided to ban anything that's distracting or unsafe, but some 75 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:17,360 these things are a stretch. 76 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:18,920 How about these pants? 77 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Nope, they stretch. 78 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:22,560 How about this belt? 79 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:23,860 No spike. 80 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,560 This shirt? 81 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,860 Absolutely not. What's wrong with it? It's ugly. 82 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,840 My new game came. 83 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,780 What new game? The one I ordered online. Did I say you can get that? 84 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:38,080 You must have, because if you didn't, I'd be in a lot of trouble. 85 00:04:41,450 --> 00:04:44,630 All right, we've gone through your whole closet, and all that's left is one of 86 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:46,730 Gabby's old shirts and your church clothes. 87 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,850 At least I can still wear them a cool sack. 88 00:04:49,130 --> 00:04:50,170 Only if they match. 89 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:51,450 My socks have to match? 90 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:54,110 I didn't realize we were in 1980s Germany. 91 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:59,250 Maybe we should stop reading the dress code and get you a history book. 92 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:04,310 Why, read history. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna fight the system. In fact, I'm 93 00:05:04,310 --> 00:05:08,390 gonna tear down this dress code the same way Ronald Reagan tore down the Great 94 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,390 Wall of China. 95 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,400 You don't even have to read a book. There are placemats that cover this 96 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,259 No time. 97 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:19,240 This is the Revolutionary War, and I'm George Jefferson. 98 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:25,260 So, I set up my Instagram and loaded it up with my clock photographs. 99 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:28,120 Now my followers should be arriving any minute. 100 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:31,140 They won't until you post something people actually want to look at. 101 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:35,520 Well, who doesn't want to look at Nurses Station, 7 .15 a .m.? 102 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:40,690 Is it blurry because it's an artistic choice? No, because I just realized that 103 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:41,870 was supposed to be in the OR at 7. 104 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,420 What is all this? 105 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,400 Everything James isn't allowed to wear at school anymore. 106 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:51,880 It does seem like overkill, but rules are rules. Yeah, but if a rule is 107 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:56,320 unfair... Don't bother, Steph. I got the rules are rules speech when I made Dad 108 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,220 those funky scrubs for Father's Day. 109 00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:02,360 Hey, I would have warned them, but there are very strict regulations about 110 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,740 apparel that compromises the dignity of the hospital. 111 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,860 What's undignified about a big smiley face? 112 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,220 It's on the butt. 113 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,380 Sorry about the scrubs, but if you don't follow the rules, people die. 114 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:16,740 That's what the posters at the hospital say. 115 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:24,080 Technically, they're about washing your hands, but... Bill. 116 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:32,640 All right, Aaron, turn off your game. You get a half hour a day, and you've 117 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,700 it. What about tomorrow? 118 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:34,940 I have a day off school. 119 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:38,000 Tomorrow, you're Grandma Maggie's problem. She's the one watching you. 120 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:41,610 Oh, then I'm good. I can melt that woman's heart with a smile. 121 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:47,230 And if that doesn't do it, I've been working on a little dance. 122 00:06:50,370 --> 00:06:55,530 Hey, honey, have you seen my Instagram? This morning it said I have ten 123 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:58,210 followers. Your account says you only have nine. 124 00:06:58,430 --> 00:07:00,250 What happened? How'd I lose a follower? 125 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,250 Sorry, honey, I got tired of looking at clocks. 126 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,280 This shot of the clock in the surgeon's lounge is interesting. 127 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:13,480 Oh, finally taking a little interest in your old man's photographs, eh? 128 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:15,880 No, those are still mind -numbingly boring. 129 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:21,580 What interests me is the surgeon looking at the clock. He's wearing scrubs that 130 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:23,400 say, smooth operator. 131 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,580 Funny thing is, that guy loses like a patient a week. 132 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,960 The funny thing is, he's wearing funny scrubs, Dad. You said they weren't 133 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,040 allowed. What? 134 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,580 Oh, right. 135 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,690 Yeah, they'll know they fired him for that. Well, hold up. 136 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:43,390 The guy who killed 52 patients a year got fired for funny scrubs? 137 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:45,310 Okay. 138 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:48,950 I didn't want to wear them because they're awful. 139 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:54,450 And I lied to you because I didn't want to have to tell you that they were 140 00:07:54,450 --> 00:07:55,450 awful. 141 00:07:55,650 --> 00:07:56,990 See how I'm a great dad? 142 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:01,310 If you want to be a great dad, you'll wear my scrubs. 143 00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:03,990 What do I have to do for a pathable dad? 144 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:18,620 revolution is now put down that spaghetti and let's fight to defeat the 145 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:23,580 code for every rule they throw at us we'll find a way around it what did you 146 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:27,600 want to wear the principal's trick said you couldn't bracelet then take a marker 147 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:33,919 and drop them on no rule about that what can't you wear torn jean then tear your 148 00:08:33,919 --> 00:08:36,159 socks tear your shirt that's not on the list 149 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:45,890 on the list. My bad. 150 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:49,810 There's ways around this stuff, people. Let's stick it to the man. 151 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:55,750 Yeah! It says no hats, but it doesn't say no wigs. 152 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:57,070 Yeah! 153 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,070 James, what are you doing? 154 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:04,690 Nothing that is prohibited by your dress code. 155 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:09,110 Well, those shoes are. The code says no shoes that light up. It doesn't say 156 00:09:09,110 --> 00:09:11,490 anything about shoes that lift you up. 157 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,750 No height -enhancing footwear. 158 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:23,070 No problem. It doesn't say I have to wear shoes at all. I'll just walk around 159 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:23,849 my sock. 160 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:24,729 Don't worry. 161 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,730 They match. 162 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:28,910 Okay, fine. But that wig goes. 163 00:09:29,210 --> 00:09:30,490 Then I'll wear these. 164 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,570 No elf ears. 165 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:42,050 I can keep you typing all day. I've got a big backpack and a line of credit at 166 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:43,310 the 89 -cent store. 167 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,080 James, I need to speak with you in the hallway. 168 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,460 Don't forget about me, James! 169 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,840 Sit tight, Super Greg. The man's about to buckle, and you and your cape will 170 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,840 again. 171 00:09:56,400 --> 00:10:00,160 I see what's happening here. I fought the man in my day, too. I mean, 172 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,560 I even wore brown shoes with black socks. 173 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,940 Whoa, fist in the air, Principal Strick. 174 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,160 So why are you doing this? Because I want to wear my color change. 175 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,120 Wait, that's what this is about? That... Little necklace thing? It's not a 176 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,420 necklace. It's my style, and it's all I have. 177 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,980 Okay, I'll tell you what. 178 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,540 I will make an exception for collar chains. 179 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:24,720 If you knock off all that rabble -rabble. Works for me. And since we're 180 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,940 deals, I'm going to float another idea. 181 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,860 Taking laughs at Thursdays. 182 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,480 not going to work on me so early in the day. 183 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:53,740 In that case... Don't even start your little dance. 184 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:59,220 I'm not giving you back the TV because I'm about to settle in for a marathon of 185 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:02,640 my favorite cooking show, Humble Pie. 186 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:08,020 You know, Grandma Maggie, I was reading online that four out of five grandmas 187 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:09,560 prefer Bud Beth Motel. 188 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:13,220 Well, that other grandma and me? 189 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,380 We'll be watching Humble Pie. 190 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,980 What's so great about Humble Pie? 191 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:24,860 Okay, you see, each episode, there are two people who have wronged one another. 192 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:29,100 They fight, and the loser has to bake a pie and eat it. 193 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:32,760 If you like that, you're gonna love Butt -Back Motel. 194 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:38,860 Two zombies attack a motel, fight, and the loser has to pull out his own brain 195 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:39,860 and eat it. 196 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,530 I'm not going to lie. 197 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:45,330 I am intrigued. 198 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,590 Perhaps you'd like to try it out? 199 00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:52,450 Fine. 200 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:57,310 Hey, when you get in the motel room, watch out for the zombies in the closet. 201 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:02,530 Oh, look at this disgusting room they put me in. 202 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:07,070 There's a zombie attack, and I'm right next to the ice machine? 203 00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:12,310 Oh, I got to talk to somebody. How do I get back to the lobby? 204 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:17,250 Look out. There's a zombie coming out of that minibar. I see him. I see him. 205 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,570 Press F. 206 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:20,750 Ooh. 207 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,130 What's that? 208 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:23,270 It's a chainsaw. 209 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:25,850 Mama lies. 210 00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:29,390 So I can keep playing? 211 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:30,650 Boy, don't touch my controller. 212 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:38,210 What? I got a chainsaw, and I'm not afraid to use it. 213 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,220 Am I going to get to wear my real bracelet? 214 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,880 Because I think I'm getting in poisoning. 215 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,900 Yeah, what's going on with the principal? 216 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,840 The man and I are having some very complicated negotiations. 217 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,580 Once we reach an agreement, you'll be the first to know. 218 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:54,980 Not really. 219 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,240 She'll be the first to know. 220 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,320 Hey, James. 221 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,060 Hey, Steph. Did you bring me shoes? 222 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,960 Better. You're going to love this. 223 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:07,720 These aren't shoes. I know, right? 224 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,300 Even better than platforms. 225 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,960 You'll be civil disobedience on will. 226 00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:19,440 James, why do you have rollerblades? I thought that, uh, we had a deal. You 227 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,500 a deal? So everyone gets to wear what they want? 228 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,100 Kinda. I get to wear what I want. You did it! Yay! 229 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,960 And abandon all your friends? 230 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:30,840 Keep it down. But yeah. 231 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,340 Then nuh -uh. 232 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:34,820 No deal. 233 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:38,000 This dress code is unfair, and you've all... 234 00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:58,510 The cafeteria settled down. I had to promise them Taco Tuesdays. We're 235 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:01,770 Taco Tuesdays? Well, they are. You're not. You got your deal. 236 00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:08,410 I told you, we reject that deal. James is going to keep fighting until the 237 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,490 code is repealed for everyone. 238 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,670 Then he can keep fighting in detention for a week. 239 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:14,990 A week? 240 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,209 That's nothing. 241 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:17,530 He can take that. What? 242 00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:20,430 Can he take two weeks? He can take a month. Done. 243 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,030 Stephanie! You're welcome, James. 244 00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:23,670 We've made our point. 245 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,270 Told you, zombie. 246 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,830 Do not disturb. 247 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:36,650 Grandma Maggie, what's this? 248 00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:41,230 Knitting needles, yarn, and directions I downloaded? 249 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,410 Hello, knitting party. 250 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,530 I don't knit. 251 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:47,930 But you're old. 252 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:52,310 Old? Can old people do this? 253 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,840 What am I supposed to do? 254 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:02,920 You're holding it. 255 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:12,240 What are you guys up to? I'm saving this janky motel from brain -eating zombies. 256 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,240 I'm kidding. 257 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,460 That sounds about right. 258 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:26,800 Oh, no, Mr. Zombie. Don't be biting my face without buying me dinner first. 259 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:38,569 What? Dad! 260 00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:41,370 You wore my butt scrub! 261 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:43,970 Did people say anything? 262 00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:45,430 Oh, things were said. 263 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:46,950 Things were dropped. 264 00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:48,590 Things were pinched. 265 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:53,150 I spent the whole day scooting around on an office chair. 266 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:59,090 Yike! Well, I'm sorry you had such a hard day, Dad, but it means a lot to me 267 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,090 that you wore my present. 268 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:00,909 Yeah, yeah. 269 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:03,970 To make things worse, I lost another follower on Instagram. 270 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:08,370 It was just so many clocks. 271 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:10,890 I'm going to go change. 272 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:12,250 Can I at least get a picture? 273 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,030 All right. 274 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,230 Big smile. 275 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:19,170 You know that's not the smile I want. 276 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:30,030 I'm lucky. Can I please have a turn? 277 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,600 it's repetitive. 278 00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:33,220 It's five o 'clock. 279 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,460 Five o 'clock? 280 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:35,640 Five o 'clock? 281 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:37,780 Oh, honey, it's all yours. 282 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,840 It's happy hour here, not just somewhere. 283 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:47,580 Okay, zombies, it's about to be vacancy in your eye socket. 284 00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:51,860 I need a snack to give me energy to stay angry. 285 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,300 Make it a healthy and nutritious snack. 286 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,160 It says elapsed time, seven hours. 287 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,480 But Grandma Maggie... Has to be sick of it too. 288 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,119 You annoyed her so much she ran away from her knitting. What's she making? 289 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,720 Some kind of tacky sweater? 290 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:16,020 It's not tacky and it's an afghan. 291 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:24,240 This just keeps happening. 292 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:26,180 I'm up to 700 followers. 293 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,060 Hey, Gabby, my Instagram is on fire. 294 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400 That can't be right. 295 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:33,230 Social media has been waiting for my clocks. 296 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,290 That definitely can't be right. 297 00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:39,510 Social media has been waiting for something, but it's not your clocks. 298 00:17:40,270 --> 00:17:41,670 You've gone viral, Dad. 299 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:42,990 Well, part of you has. 300 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,350 Hashtag DrSmileyButt. 301 00:17:46,530 --> 00:17:50,690 You mean the only reason people are following my feed is because you posted 302 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,210 picture of me in those scrubs? 303 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:53,610 Sorry, Dad. 304 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,730 No, I'm sorry. 305 00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:59,110 That I got more followers than you! 306 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:08,120 your face selfie girl i beat you at the internet what happened to artistic 307 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:13,040 integrity heck with that dr smiley butt's going worldwide next to the 308 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:20,040 tower next to the taj mahal duck lips hey can you drive me to 309 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:26,900 that photoshop sorry steph we were 310 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:27,940 all out of kale 311 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,310 Tell you what, she got me detention. 312 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:31,650 What? You got detention? 313 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:36,110 Stop saying that, James. I got us detention. I told you, we're in the 314 00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:38,390 together. You're in the struggle. 315 00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:43,510 I'm in a windowless room twiddling my thumb for an hour after school every day 316 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:44,510 for the next month. 317 00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:47,630 But I have to pick you up. That's kind of a hassle. 318 00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:54,010 Tiffany, you always do this. I have something important to me, and you ruin 319 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,250 by making it important to you. 320 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:58,330 But, sweetie, I was trying to support you in fighting the fight. 321 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:01,810 Then support me when I stop fighting. It's not your place to quadruple my 322 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:02,810 detention. 323 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,610 You're right. 324 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,930 I got caught up. 325 00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:09,470 I'm sorry. 326 00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:13,150 Well, I guess you're not going to feel great about these. 327 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:19,460 My face changed of clothes, and I look terrible. Terrible little colors. 328 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:27,100 Well, good thing you had this talk before you passed those out at school. 329 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,740 All right. 330 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:38,460 I'll give you $5 each if you turn your shirts inside out and pretend we've 331 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:39,460 met. 332 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:44,320 Stephanie, why are you here again? And why is everyone wearing my face? 333 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:45,660 Are they? 334 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,340 That's weird. 335 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,460 You said you were going to drop this. Go home. 336 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:54,720 James, we're going to wear your face every day until we get what we want. We 337 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,980 no idea how cool you were. 338 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,020 Go home and get more shirts. We have a movement to lead. 339 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,700 Phillips, what is going on? 340 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:09,040 We are united as one. And until you drop that stupid dress code, we're going to 341 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,460 wear these shirts every day. Right, people? 342 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:12,820 Yeah! 343 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,420 You know what? 344 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,120 I will drop the dress code. 345 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,380 Really? 346 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:23,510 Yeah, you look good when you all wear the same thing. So starting next week, 347 00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:24,630 full uniforms. 348 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:27,970 Stephanie! 349 00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,149 Don't worry. 350 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:30,150 We can fight this. 351 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:33,230 No, leave. Just pick me up at three. Four. 352 00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:34,470 You forgot you have attention. 353 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:37,410 Oh, wait. 354 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,430 4 .30. I have a thing.